Friday, April 10, 2015
O'Malley's
6535 SE Foster Rd
Portland, WA 97206
With.....

Birthdays...

...like great cheese, go better with beer and sweat.

And extra special thanks to the person who keeps showing up smelling like coconut! Seriously!

Good day.

Saturday, April 11, 2015
Elbo Room
647 Valencia St.
San Francisco, CA 94110

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UPDATE: Venue change and set time changes for Saturday night. Still gonna rule!

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We're extremely honored to be playing this one...

We play on Saturday night but, really, this is one for the ages!!

3 Days of rock, debauchery and pure bromance!!!

Brown acid for EVERYONE!!!!

LOOK AT THESE BANDS!!
Friday, April 10: American Steel, Oakland, ALL AGES

5:30 Bathysphere
6:15 CHINA - Los Angeles, CA
7:00 ALTO! - Portland, OR
7:45 Color TV
8:30 The Rutabega - South Bend, IN
9:15 ROLAND
10:00 Replicator
10:45 Kowloon Walled City

Saturday, April 11: Elbo Room, SF, 21+

1:00 Hex Horizontal - Los Angeles, CA
1:45 Cinder Cone - Los Angeles, CA
2:30 Happy Fangs
3:15 Freeway Park - Seattle, WA
4:00 Vulgar Trade
4:45 SEMINARS - Seattle, WA
5:30 The Bismarck - Seattle, WA
6:15 Cartographer
7:00 Glose - Seattle, WA
7:45 Survival Knife - Olympia, WA

Sunday, April 12: American Steel, Oakland, ALL AGES

3:00 Reptoid
3:45 Spider Heart
4:30 Bone And Bell - Portland, OR
5:15 The Loyalists
6:00 Porch
6:45 Chung Antique - Seattle, WA
7:30 Orandnot - Portland, OR
8:15 The Mass
9:00 Whatfunlifewas
9:45 Love Moon

Saturday, May 2, 2015
LoFi
429 Eastlake Ave.
Seattle, WA
With.....

This show will finally make you realize that your world is gradually being taken over by dudes named 'Matt'!

I don't get it either.

But there are 2 types of people in this crazy olde world: Those who love Matt Koroulis and those who have yet to meet him.

Come for no other reason than to buy the man a beer, eh?

And while you're at it, have a look at just SOME of the man's handiwork:
A link to the man's handiwork

Really bitchin bands too. It's a no-brainer.

Friday, May 16, 2014
The Know
2026 NE Alberta St
Portland, OR 97211
With.....
Friday, December 13, 2013
The Sunset Tavern
5433 Ballard Ave NW
Seattle, WA 98107

Come out and see this show.

Because Cougar.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Highline
210 Broadway Ave E.
Seattle, WA 98102
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Saturday, September 28, 2013
The Mix
6006 12th Ave S‎
Seattle, WA 98108

Been a while...........

Ever been sick for a bit and then smoke a cig?

.....and halfway through you're like, "Jesus!!! Inhaling smoke is crazyl! Why do I do this?"

But you keep doing it anyway? And eventually learn to love it.......again?

That's what you need to do, friend.

You need to come down to Georgetown and learn to love it all over again.

Saturday, September 7, 2013
Victory Lounge
433 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA 98109

Playing with The Bismarck is like playing with fire.

Fire, however, is less bitter, grumpy and jaded.

So if we have but one goal on this balmy September, Seattle-evening it will be thus:

To serve as the figurative MAO Inhibitor in the collective brain of that which comprises The Bismarck.

If upon watching/listening to them take the stage you hear but even one remark which seems even remotely disagreeable then we have failed, friend.

But mark my words. We will fail.

Friday, June 7, 2013

ALL AGES!

This is Gaytheist's LP release show. Bring your leathers!

Also, the Blacklodge location is super secret, folks.

Super. Secret.

Thursday, May 23, 2013
Chop Suey
1325 E. Madison St.
Seattle, WA 98122
With.....
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Victory Lounge
433 Eastlake Ave E
Seattle, WA 98109

Ahhhhh sweet, sweet Victory Lounge......

There are few places where one can simultaneously lounge while also experiencing one's own, personal victory.

December 6th?

YES, DECEMBER 6TH!!!

Let's have both, friends!

Let's have both.